Seattle hates you. Legit.

Shared by TravisM

This is so true of Seattleites! (and I’m one by birth)

6 Day Forecast for Seattle

Monday 94º
Tuesday 96º
Wednesday 97º
Thursday 96º
Friday 86º
Saturday 84º

Living here has taught me that we, as Seattleites, are apparently entitled to complain about absolutely anything we want. I hate the rain! I hate the sun! All this oxygen is killing me!

Urban Dictionary gets it right:

Seattleite
1. Any person living in or within ten miles of the city of Seattle, WA.
2. Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain’s house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3. Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP.
7. Anybody who knows that “eating dicks” means eating burgers.
8. Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.

On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite.
On the 10th day God finally rested.